The Harsh Truth About NJ Homes
If you grew up in New Jersey, you already know the deal: there’s always that one bedroom above the garage — and somehow it always ends up being a kid’s room. Did parents choose this on purpose? 🤔 Let’s just say… probably.
Why Parents Do This
- Out of sight, out of mind: Kids get a little extra distance… and parents get peace and quiet downstairs.
- Design convenience: Builders knew where to tuck an “extra” bedroom, and parents said, “Perfect, stick the kid there.”
- The unspoken rule: Everyone knows it’s the least comfortable room, but nobody talks about it at closing time.
The Temperature Rollercoaster
Here’s the real problem: these rooms are miserable in summer and freezing in winter. Why?
- The garage below isn’t climate-controlled.
- Insulation is usually an afterthought.
- Old, drafty windows let in way too much heat or cold.
Translation: your kid is upstairs sweating through July, freezing in January, and wondering why you secretly hate them. 😅
How to Make It Up to Them
Since moving the garage is off the table (and giving up your master bedroom isn’t happening), here are some fixes:
- Add insulation between the garage and the bedroom floor.
- Seal leaks around outlets and baseboards.
- Install blackout shades for summer sun.
- And for the biggest impact — replace those old windows.
Why Windows Are the Secret Weapon
New, energy-efficient windows make a massive difference. Double- or triple-pane glass, Low-E coatings, and proper seals help keep the room comfortable year-round. Your kid might still complain about chores, but at least they’ll stop complaining about their room being “a sauna” or “a meat locker.”
It’s Time to Be the Hero
Look, you put them above the garage — the least you can do is give them windows that actually work. They might even thank you… eventually. 😉